From ToEE

When you've slain the guarding monster,
And you're sure it's really dead,
You'll find its gold aplenty,
But a voice speaks in your head:

"How shall I carry all this loot?
It all must weigh a tonne!
I could carry it on my poor back,
But that would not be fun."

You need a way to move that loot,
And gems and wands and gold.
The Dungeon Cart is all you need,
At eight-PP they're sold.

So when you find the dragon's horde
You'll know just where to start.
Your faithful mule will help you there,
And your trusty Dungeon Cart!

— [[PaulFenwick]], 12 August 2003